I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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