sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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