I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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