maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I understand Curling. That high.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
