New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me