He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted