maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship