HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize