So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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