so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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