There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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