Non-Jews are for practice
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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