what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
