Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
