My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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