Where did you get a picture of my penis
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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