mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Life is so much better after having sex.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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