Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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