Its about making memories worth repressing
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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