You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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