this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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