spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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