benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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