Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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