Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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