i think my tv is drunk
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
