He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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