My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
