Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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