I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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