Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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