i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We are all done wearing pants today
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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