then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Never underestimate the power of titties
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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