I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I didn't notice because vodka
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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