Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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