Someone shit on the floor
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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