Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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