yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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