Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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