the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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