all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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