that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Randomize
