now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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