Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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