nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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