why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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