Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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