Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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