I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
