Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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