none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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