i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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