thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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