Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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