i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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