wat bout pragnant strippers??
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Panties = found
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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