MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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