It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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