I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
