Michael Bay diarrhea
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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