think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Never underestimate the power of titties
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