We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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