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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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