You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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